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Security through emotional revenge: creates Tinder accounts for anyone who attempts to enter without the proper code.
Security through guilt: uses a series of beeps to remind potential intruders of the lullaby their mum once sung to them.
Security through public embarrassment: loudly shouts "WHAT? DID YOU JUST SAY YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE IS THE LIVE ACTION AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER?" and then starts laughing until the thief flees.

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