Buy Ninja’s Specialty 10-Cup Coffee Maker also brews single-serve for $85 (Refurb, Orig. $170)

I’m on the Woot! diet. It consists of waking up two hours late, downing four cups of coffee from this fancy coffee maker, and eating Dipsy Doodles from the snack machine until I’m too tired to write vacuum jokes anymore. Then it’s home to the Red Baron and Natty Ice. I have the life expectancy of a turkey in November! Yay!

Order now: Ninja’s Specialty 10-Cup Coffee Maker also brews single-serve for $85 (Refurb, Orig. $170) from woot.com