Which is great. Just friggin’ great. Seriously, today of all days. When you promised yourself a stop for some good coffee en route to the office. And also a stop for gas. Forgot about that, didn’t you? And no, you can’t just gas up tomorrow. “I’ll just gas up tomorrow,” is what you’ve told yourself for the past five days and now your car’s so low on fuel it struggles to turn over. Face it: you’re going to be late and under-caffeinated.

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