But really, all of this is secondary. The real reason this is the perfect Father’s Day gift is that it’s a great inspiration for dad jokes. Think about it: the watch is a key set piece in one of the most quintessential dad jokes of all time, wherein you ask dad what time it is and dad looks down at his naked wrist and replies, “Time to get a watch.” With a whole new timepiece, who knows what hilarious one-liners he might unleash?

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