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Luckily, we were able to get to him before he set sail and sent him on a train back home. I do not know what it is that drives plumbers mad in this forever overcast place atop a cliff overlooking the great violent ocean. Perhaps the phrase ‘there must be something in the water’ is true in the literal sense here. (Alas, I would have it tested, but the only local ecologist is an old man who refuses to use science, choosing instead to work entirely by smell, and who will not step foot in the Inn because he claims to have once foresaw a gruesome event involving two young lovers and a traveling carnival in one of our mirrors.)
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