The good news is that we’re selling this Winix Triple Action HEPA Air Purifier & Humidifier. Basically, here’s what’s happening inside this thing: air is being dispersed across collection discs that trap allergens and pollutants. These discs spin continually and are rinsed in a bath of water that washes out the impurities from the air. The end result is that you get some really clean not-so-dry air. Usually, we’d stress the humidifier part and say this is great for winter or flu season. But then again, usually we’re not sitting in our sealed-off houses for 23.5 hours each day, basting in our own unfresheness straight through September. So maybe turning it on now is a good idea.

Order now: Winix Triple Action HEPA 2-in-1 air purifier & humidifier for $154 from meh.com